Conservatives explained in groups

Ok this is a shorty

Conservatives explained in groups in the simplest possible way so even THEY can understand it.

 

Group #1 : These are the largest numbers and most of this category ignorant, gullible or plain dumb..

Group #2 : The smart ones, they are the rich conservatives, who exploit group #1 by feeding them lies and the illusion that they (Group #1) are superior to liberals...

Group #2a : The religious organizations who help Group #2 to keep Group #1 dumb

Group #3  : The conservative media who are paid by Group #2 to broadcast their form of truth

Group #4  :  The henchmen, politicians, lobbyists

Even I understand it

OK here we go.
it works like this: Group #1 believes all the indoctrination and propaganda by Group #2a and #3 that tax breaks for Group #2 are the most important for the economy

The solution for the gullible ignorant and dumb people of Group #1 would be good education..  But education is controlled by the henchmen of Group #4 who get paid by the rich Group #2 to keep education from teaching truth and facts to keep Group #1 nice and ignorant ..

And this completes the conservative circle.. confused ?  
Reason: You must be conservative..  sorry

This is the most simple way to explain the method of conservatism.